deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
why did people go on the titanic didn’t they see the movie
you’re joking right
death is a very serious subject please be a little considerate
um the Titanic, as in the ship, sunk in 1912. the movie, however, didn’t come out until 1997. so, the passengers had no idea it was going to sink.
are you calling the people who died on the titanic stupid
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
this is 100% accurate
[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
my life plan after graduating is:
- get an apartment
- find a job
- buy a dog
- figure out how credit cards work
- prepare for the great robot wars
- fight in the great robot wars
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho